What Women Want

Well, according to research conducted by Hollywood movie producers, women want their movie stars to have a minimum C cup bra size.

As a result US movie posters for Pirates of the Caribbean Keira Knightley's breasts were digitally enhanced.

“I don’t have any breasts, so I can’t show cleavage. But you’re not actually allowed to be on a magazine cover in the US without at least a C cup because it turns people off. Apparently they have done market research and found that women want to see no less than a C cup on other women. Isn’t that crazy?”

Suddenly the whole media industry makes sense to me. It is actually women who want to look at large breasted women and the male advertisers are merely meeting this need.

This really is the ultimate male fantasy.