modesty rocks: November 2006

Suggestive Underwear?

Would a judge allow a lawyer to twice ask a male rape victim to hold up their underwear and read out what was written on it? Would the legal system consider writing on underwear relevant if a man was raped while out in public fully clothed?

http://stormcloud.wordpress.com/2006/11/23/raped-violated-suicide/

http://www.guardian.co.uk/women/story/0,3604,767763,00.html

Rest in Peace Lindsay.

In My Furry World

Go wax your legs, my workmates beg
When I do a Julia Roberts wave
They ask me to shave
My wearing a short dress
Causes them such distress
They say it's my duty
To suffer for my beauty

My legs are all furry
My armpits aren't bare
But sprout furry hair
In my furry world
Life is Fantastic

I'm hairy and furry
Just like a strawberry
all hairy and furry

Friends and Neighbours
All offer advice
On waxing and shaving

You look like a man
shouts someone called Dan
Who drives a white van
and lives with his nan

My fur feels so nice
All Woman like sugar and spice
No stubble or itches
Unwanted advice on waxing and shaving
will go in the ditch

I'm hairy and furry
Just like a strawberry
all hairy and furry
In my furry world
Life is Fantastic

Baby I'm Your Venus

Baby I'm your Venus
Baby I'm your Godess
But Baby I'm all hairless
At Gilette's Desire
My legs are on fire
Freezing on a moutain top
At Gilette's Desire
Yeah Baby They got us
Gilette's weapons were the adverts
Making every woman mad
They created an illusion
that women were all hairless
Gilette's Creation

Yeah Baby, They got us
We will struggle with our stubble
While Mr Gilette wears cashmere and sable

Venus will wax and Venus will preen
to look like a pre-teen
Smooth like a baby under jeans
Wearing killer six inch heels

Yeah Baby they got us
Hairless Venus
Just an illusion