In My Furry World

Go wax your legs, my workmates beg
When I do a Julia Roberts wave
They ask me to shave
My wearing a short dress
Causes them such distress
They say it's my duty
To suffer for my beauty

My legs are all furry
My armpits aren't bare
But sprout furry hair
In my furry world
Life is Fantastic

I'm hairy and furry
Just like a strawberry
all hairy and furry

Friends and Neighbours
All offer advice
On waxing and shaving

You look like a man
shouts someone called Dan
Who drives a white van
and lives with his nan

My fur feels so nice
All Woman like sugar and spice
No stubble or itches
Unwanted advice on waxing and shaving
will go in the ditch

I'm hairy and furry
Just like a strawberry
all hairy and furry
In my furry world
Life is Fantastic